tubesock:

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via johnsaidathing)

I think I’m just going to skip the rest of lab and go adventure because why the fuck not

laughterkey:

peace-love-colbert:

factoseintolerance:

Stephen Colbert “steals” a Lincoln bust and makes a dumpster getaway in the halls of Congress, pushed by “just quitted” congressman Jack Kingston.

October 3, 2014

They also went fishing in the Capitol reflecting pool.

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Is it wrong to hate when someone overuses filler words…because I do.

I love Halloween but I always over book everything and get too into it. I’m finding myself anticipating the end of the month so I don’t have to deal with this anymore.

"I did not intend to get this drunk"

— Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

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mattbeebe:

misfittoys:

mizznasty: 500daysofgeekery:

[X]


Misfit’s Monday Theme:

Take me to Dreamland

Don’t be afraid to dream today.
John Waters isn’t.

Happy Monday!

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stanleykubricky:

i bet they don’t even script hannibal’s lines. he just goes for it and then laughs at himself

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2headedsnake:

Adam Tan

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